trashgender-garbabe-nova:

sapphiel:

why is this making me laughter harder than it should

When you make a beautiful snow mural and then take a nap with your bike.

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Hi, I’m Guy Fieri

nedroidcomics:

Here is another collection of past tweets. These may be the most popular ones I’ve ever written and are probably the only thing I will be remembered for when I die. 

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Hi I’m Guy Fieri and today we’re eating at Arby’s. Don’t judge me, Big Beef and Cheddars are on sale. I’m only human

Hi I’m Guy Fieri and today we’re at a special diner where you can eat a ghost! Ghostburgers is an Illinois landmark and the secret ingredien

Hi I’m Guy Fieri and this is Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, and here’s a new segment called “I Will Fight Anyone.”

Hello. I am Guy Fieri’s cousin, from old country. This cheeseburger sandwich is very currency!

Hi I’m Guy Fieri. Have you seen my sunglasses? Oh, there they are, on the back of my head. I’m just bein’ silly guys

Keep reading

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fortooate:

porksweats:

e me a mail

make the attachment
a pic of a snail

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danwasonfireonce:

gunslingerannie:

europeansdomusicalsbetter:

stockade:

You’re welcome

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

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The first meme for 2017 should be all the old ones but wholesome

beanmom:

ferociousfae:

valkyriesneverdie:

doktorgirlfriend:

vanyel-or-just-van:

deputychairman:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

mehofkirkwall:

samurljackson:

theinnocentgear:

animatedamerican:

rea-rivkah:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

jewishbookwyrm:

I’ll go first

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: I love you so much and I want to declare it to the world but public extreme expressions of love short of marriage proposals are looked down upon or made fun of by society and I’m worried people are going to judge me but I’m content being by your side because there’s nothing I love more

you: I love you
me, and intellectual: I love you unconditionally and the fact that I see myself as more intuitive does not change that at all, and, in fact, sometimes enhances my love for you

Did you know that I will climb nearly 90 degree angles to announce my deep love for you from the top of the highest mountains. Because I crave that affection.

Me, on a date: how do you feel about wholesome memes?
My date: I love them so much as it is my deepest desire to have that kind of connection with someone
Me: *pulling breadsticks out of my purse* I stole these from Olive Garden and want to share them with you

Come one guys join in on this
In case you haven’t noticed this whole meme is already a wholesome version of a past meme, the “what will be the first meme of 2015” meme
So this meme is a meme of itself

I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so loved and supported right now.

this kind of wholesome subversion of memes looks like a lot of

fun

jewishbookwyrm: i have made a wholesome meme
tumblr: you fixed a really bad trend is what you did. look at it. it’s got love and support.

are we doing loving memes?

friends, we might be

“Tumblr a pit of hate and despair” factoid is incorrect. Wholesome Georg, who posts support and friendship from a cave is representative adn should be counted.

maybe the real wholesome memes were the friends we made along the way

Tag yourself I’m wholesome subversion of memes

2017 but every time I love and support my friends it gets faster

I awake in the morning

mind: refreshed

heart: open

friends: online

I am forcibly removed from loneliness and isolation.

Here come dat love

i am a frend

and wen i spy

a frend of mine

who wants to cri

i do not walk

awa or shrug

i hold them clos

i giv a hug

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lebritanyarmor:

tiffanyaliyah:

princecarlton:

princessfailureee:

trussmideddy:

tarynel:

liposucction:

deandresr:

suhpeena:

yes yes yes

Or when you see her period and allat😋😋😋🍫

Her period?

Originally posted by rewind01

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

I think he meant like… all the time. When you see her, period.

lmfaooo the importance of the comma

Y'all so used to wild stuff on here that y'all didn’t even question it lmaoo

😂😂😂😂😂

LMAO IM CRYING

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Aspiring to a Mr. Rogers level of friendship is great but

molly23:

I aspire to a Mr. McFeely level of friendship.

He shows up to Mr. Rogers’s house unannounced (which he can do because he’s the postman),
and is like “I brought this tape of tomatos being canned, wanna see?”
and Mr. Rogers is like “of course, throw it on the Picture-Picture”

and then they watch it, and Mr. McFeely explains the whole thing,

and when Mr. Rogers is like “that was dope as hell,” McFeely is like “WELP, very busy, gotta go, speedy delivery” and bolts.

🙌 GOALS.

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trinandtonic:

thecoppercow:

vacron:

EM juste après :

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

I live for world leaders messing with that shitbag

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kellyannekanye:

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end0skeletal:

The curl-crested araçari is a species of toucan endemic to the Amazon River Basin notable for the modified, curled feathers on its crown.

(Photo sources: x x x x x x)

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